The Vine Hotel ★★★★★

The process of winemaking is a complicated one indeed, and where the bottle comes from is almost as important as its ingredients – and this bottle of five-star luxury couldn’t be better placed. In the heart of the energetic capital of Funchal on the island’s southern coast, it’s surrounded by an abundance of natural and cultural treats. From the outside, its bright and contemporary façade suggests a smooth, sleek and well-put together establishment – so let’s crack this bottle open together and see whether its contents measure up.

Brace yourself; you’re about to take the first sip, and first impressions are everything. After being greeted by a smiling face, you’re whisked away to your humble abode – which turns out not to be so humble after all. Thanks to our exclusive VeryChic offer, you’ve been upgraded to the swanky Prestige Room, which envelops you in a sense of tranquillity thanks to its cool urban design and luxury amenities.

Our initial thoughts are certainly positive, so let’s see if we can pick out some of the specific flavours and undertones that make this an offer you can’t refuse. The strongest aroma is undoubtedly the delicious cuisine served up in the classy Uva Restaurant – all the sweeter thanks to our 10% discount. Other fragrances include the fresh breakfasts, the heated whirlpool and the shimmering infinity pool, which boasts panoramic views.

If you still haven’t had enough wine, then head to the luxurious spa to indulge in some relaxing Vinotherapy, where the pips and pulps left behind after the winemaking are rubbed into the skin. Overall, it’s clear to see that the Vine Hotel***** offers up a truly splendid bottle; a magnificent blend of marvellous decoration, superior facilities and superb services – in fact, would you pour us another glass?